Britney’s Ex, Adnan, Says He’s Not Guilty - Posts $110,000 Bail!

February 25th, 2009

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Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears’ former paparazzi ex, was in court today, Wednesday, to face the three felony counts filed against him by the Los Angeles district attorney’s office. Adnan pleaded not guilty to all three charges and proceeded to bail him self out by posting $110,000.

Question. How the FUCK did this douchebag find over a hundred grand to post bail? He must be pimping.

Slumdog Kiddies Get Real HOUSES to Live In!!

February 25th, 2009

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Rubina Ali and Azhar Ismail, two ‘real life’ slum kids who played the ‘younger’ version of Slumdog Millionaire’s central characters, have been gifted with new family homes by the Indian government.

A government official said, “These two children have brought laurels to the country, and we have been told that they live in slums, which cannot even be classified as housing.”

The movies’ producers were setting up professionally managed trusts for the child actors so they wouldn’t have to live a life of squalor any more.

Now we just have to find acting jobs for the other zillion poor kids in India, so they can all get some free houses too!!!!

Rihanna’s Battered Face

February 18th, 2009

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TMZ obtained this photo of the damage Chris Brown did to Rihanna when he lost his shiz and beat her up. The sign of a truly pathetic coward. I hope she charges his ass and that his worthless career is over forever.

If I see that fucker Chris Brown in the street, I’m gonna set all my German Shepards on his abusing ass!!

Cristiano Ronaldo Car Crash Deets

January 8th, 2009

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Manchester United soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, completely destroyed his £200,000 Ferrari in a car crash earlier today. The tanned Gods were with Cristiano, because he walked away with his pretty mug perfectly in place. Obviously he has those precious gams of his insured for eleventy million doll-hairs.

The crash happened around 10:30 this morning while Cristiano was driving through a tunnel in Manchester. For some strange reason, he hit the side of the wall, sending the barrier and his car parts flying across the road. Cristiano pretty much bleeds money, so sources says he’s just going to write off the car.

Thank baby Jesus that this tasty gristle is a-ok!

Whitney and Bobby Together Again!!

November 28th, 2008

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Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are getting serious again, according to a number of sources. The Chicago Sun Times cites numerous sightings of Whitney and Bobby getting all romantic while dining at restaurants down in Georgia. Insiders also report that their daughter, Bobbi Kristina, is desperate for her parents to get remarried.

Break out the crack-dusted wedding cupcakes! We’s gonna have another gongshow wedding for these two fuck-ups!

Evan Rachel Wood Dumps Marilyn Manson

November 6th, 2008

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Evan Rachel Wood Dumps Marilyn (Photos)

Evan Rachel Wood dumped live-in boyfriend Marilyn Manson on Oct. 23 after he tried to kick her brother Ira out of their guest house.

“Evan owned the house and didn’t want her unemployed sibling living on the street,” a source tells Star. “It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was.”

The actress-singer, 21, started dating the 18- years-older goth rocker in December 2006, as his marriage to Dita Von Teese was breaking up.

Finally! Now she can go back to being pretty.

Get Out and Vote Today, America!

November 4th, 2008

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Raffaello Follieri To Become Prison Bitch

October 26th, 2008

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Raffaello Follieri(Photos)

Anne Hathaway’s former beau Raffaello Follieri was sentenced to four and a half years in prison today after pleading guilty in September for wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy after he pretended to be the CFO of the Vatican. He stole millions from investors. In addition to serving four and a half years in the concrete resort, Raffy also got 3 years of supervised probation. He will start serving his sentence today.

What a chump! I still can’t believe that Anne was with this buffoon for so long. Maybe he convinced her that he was Zach Braff. Bitch really looks like him!

Travis Barker Released from Hospital

September 30th, 2008

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Travis Barker has been released from the Doctors Hospital in Augusta, Georgia and is on his way back to Los Angeles. His rep issued this statement: “Travis is doing great and was discharged this morning. He has left Augusta.”

Travis and DJ AM were both admitted into the Joseph M. Still Burn Center nine days ago after a plane crash in South Carolina took the lives of 4 people. Travis suffered second and third degree burns to his torso and lower body. DJ AM was released from the hospital this past Friday.

I hope these guys make a full recovery! Talk about a traumatizing experience!

The Presidential Race - Vegas Odds

September 30th, 2008

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Why bother reading up on the candidates, watching hours and hours of boring political coverage, or sit through long-winded debates between Barack Obama and John McCain? There’s a better way to figure out who should and could win the Presidential election.

Oddsmakers. There’s no one more qualified at picking winners then the people who do it for a living!! I even found a site where you can bet on the Presidential Election!! They even have constantly updated election odds depending on who’s more popular at the moment.

Wow. Instead of just saying “my money’s on Obama” - now I can actually put money on Obama. God Bless America!