A treadmilling Britney Spears is seen at Bally’s Fitness Center in Studio City, Los Angeles. She is getting back into shape for her second appearance on the TV sitcom How I Met Your Mother. Last month the singer made a cameo on the show and the series reached an all time rating high!

Spears played a love struck receptionist and a source told people mag that “The show is ecstatic and so is Britney. She had so much fun the first time around that she really wanted to come back.” Britney has demanded a script before she goes ahead and agrees to her return, but I’m thinking that the show will cater to any sort of requests she may propose as they kinda make more money when she is around!

The very territorial lesbian Lindsay Lohan lashes out when anyone gets near her precious Samantha Ronson. The two were partying in NYC on friday night at the Beatrice Inn when Ashley Olsen chatted up Sam. This triggered Lindsay to attack the Olsen twin with the words ” Get your 15 year old Full House ass away from my girlfriend.” Poor Ashley! You’ve been warned!!!

The following night at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone, it is reported that Lindsay was acting upset when Sam didn’t give her enough attention, but Samantha was busy spinning records all night and kept focused. Holy “needy” batman!

A new reality show has scooped up Paris Hilton. The show is about pet grooming and the animal loving heiress has signed a deal with Britain’s Living TV channel to host Paris’ Pooches. It will be filmed at a beauty parlor in London on Bond Street, which has a Los Angeles “style” perfect for Paris.

Paris loves pups so much that she claims to own 17 of her own. She has stated that she even has a doggie mansion in her backyard. “It’s a replica of my house with a chandelier and the same furniture. They all live in there.” Apparently having this many dogs breaks the Los Angeles city bylaw pet limit. She even claimed to once having 600 pets spread out in various homes.

Chihuahua’s being Paris’ favorite mutt of choice has made the breed more popular, and the trend to dress these small creatures in obnoxious accessories like tiaras has been carried on by many.

When Jessica Simpson was admitted to the hospital a bit ago, she was reported to be treating a kidney infection. Now the news it out that she also was being treated for a bladder infection and a urinary infection all brought on by her excess intake of alcohol. She is also rumored to have asked for a pregnancy test because she was 3 weeks late. Yikes!!! Babies and alcohol don’t mix well.

A source tells Star magazine “She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she’s very conscientious about the calories, but Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can’t hold as much as they can.”

Jessica started dating football player Tony Romo in November 2007 and has been drunk ever since!!!

Pop star baby mama Christina Aguilera is being sued for fraud. A man named Michael Dunlop is suing the Genie in a Bottle singer for loss property, loss of earning capacity and other damages such as humility, harassment, lies and slander. Say What???

Dunlop claims to be Christina’s father. Not only that, he also claims to be the sperm of 26 children including Miss Christina, Corey Feldman, Hayden Panettiere, Vanessa Williams, Hilary Duff, and Matthew Broderick. I didn’t know they were all related?

Ok so he’s a delusional freak, and these charges will obviously turn to dust.

Tomorrow is a big day for rap singer Foxy Brown. She will be released from jail where she has been for the last 8 months due to violating her probation. She was on probation in the first place for for attacking two manicurists at a nail salon and broke the terms of release after getting into a bitch fight with her neighbor in which the feisty foxy hit with her Blackberry. Ouch! Girl should be locked up for life so as to prevent any other outbursts.

Miss Brown was hoping to get a big crowd of fans awaiting her in the parking lot of Rikers, where she will be set free, but the Department of Corrections is disputing any sort of welcoming party and will be monitoring the “event” or lack thereof, preventing any sort of press or fanatical behaviors.

Foxy Brown has been busy working on her newest album Brooklyn’s Don Diva and plans to release in on May 13th. She is also starting a VH1 reality series which will air in the near future.

A newly breast enlarged Jodie Marsh, 29, flaunts her new super sized 32GGs. Marsh, a wannabe glam model who aches for attention in the fame world, went from having 32DD (which look pretty big already) to the now human head sized melons.

Her reasoning for the so called “enhancement” is because it makes her feel sexier and more confident. She confesses “There are so many images of women with amazing fake boobs, I didn’t feel like mine were good enough. I think society has forgotten what real boobs look like, and women like me end up thinking our boobs aren’t nice because they disappear into our armpits when we lie down.”

As sad as this sounds, she is not alone in feeling insecure about her natural gravity stricken boobs. In fact breast enhancement is the number one cosmetic surgical procedure done. Just since last year there has been 150% increase in the number of young girls getting implants.

What does this say about our society and it’s marketing???

Sol Guy, a hip-hop producer, artist manager, and owner of his own indie label for Arista Records in New York is using his life and fame to reach out to countries in dire need of cultural help. He is doing this by using celebrities to draw awareness and hype, getting them to travel to different countries, and involving them with the citizens. Sol states, “We live in a society that for whatever reason, has put celebrities at the top of the pyramid.” Understanding this phenomenon he plans to “bridge entertainment and activism” by using these high profile people.

Guy, based out of Vancouver, has co-created with Josh Thome an eight part television series called 4real that will document these stars on their adventures tackling issues such as poverty, enviornment, drugs and violence, health, rights, and more. Celebrity guests for season 1 are Cameron Diaz, Mos Def, Joaquin Phoenix, Eva Mendes, Casey Affleck, K’NAAN, M.I.A. and Flea from The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

Flea speaks out on his experience to Haiti expressing, “What was most interesting to me was that they were doing pieces on these cultures that were positive. Haiti is really going through a hard time but the show was not about ‘Hey look at all these poor people, look at the devastation, look at the malnutrition and problems they have.’ That is all anyone ever hears. This is about the boldness of the human spirit when faced with seemingly insurmountable odds. It’s about how beautiful people can be in these situations. It was one of the most touching experiences of my entire life.”

After Cameron ventured to Peru to participate in a winter solstice ceremony, she has been enlightened about how to use her power to help others. She stated, “Everywhere that I’ve been, from Africa to Nepal to Paris, Frace to Iceland and Peru, the thing that I find is that we’re all the same. We’re all human beings, we all want the same things, we want to be loved, we want to be safe. Everybody is trying to achieve the same thing in their lifetime. That’s a passion of mine, to help people understand how we coexist on this planet.”

The show airs nationally (in Canada) on MTV and CTV starting mid April, but will air globally on Nation Geographic Channels Internationally in 166 countries and 35 languages. The show schedule, episodes, and news updates can be viewed at 4real.com.