Angelina Jolie 98lbs: Star Magazine Is Bull Shit!

June 20th, 2007

Star Magazines new cover features a reported 98lbs Angelina Jolie.

First things first, Star Magazine needs to get a new guy working in their Photo Shop department! Second, how in the fuck would Star Magazine know that she weighs exactly 98lbs, did she step on a scale for them?

“Brad Panics As Angie collapses!” Where are the photos of that? (possibly inside since I just noticed it says “more shocking photos inside” but you get my point. The picture is obviously fake and who the fuck cares she’s been living in Zimbobway or where ever the fuck she’s been for the past year adopting kids.

I hate to say it but this one is just low…
and just for the record I’d still bang her
even if she was only 98lbs.

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