Akon Hups a 14-Year-Old On Stage

April 18th, 2007

Here is a hilarious story from Dlisted.

“Akon left a 14-year-old stunned last week in Trinidad when he brought her onstage and pretty much dry humped her ass, throwing her around like a rag doll.

Earlier, he told the audience that he was holding a “contest” with the winner getting a trip to Africa. Akon told the audience that he had already held the contest in London and Atlanta, but Trinidad was going to be his favorite. He somehow managed to get 7 girls to compete. They had to basically dance like video hos. The winner then had to compete against the Akon himself.

That’s when he flipped out and turned the poor thing out.

In the end, Akon conned Trinidad. There was no prize to Africa and no contest.

14?! Eeek. Homegirl shouldn’t be playing with that crowd. That’s totally fake-rape.“

Some of you might not find that funny but I think it’s hilarious! He just throws her all over the place. What would have been even better is if after he was done tossing her all over the stage he whipped out his dick and pull an R.Kelly and pissed all over her. She probably would have loved that!

No one said it better than Dave Chappelle
“I’m gonna piss on you!”

Still want some more chappelle…. listen to the remix!!

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