Lindsay Lohan Watches Michael and Dina Fight Over Her Siblings

May 22nd, 2007

Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan were in court today to try and reach terms on the custody of the two youngest Lohan kids, Ali and Cody. Mike is fresh out of jail and wants to re-kindle his relationship with Lindsay Lohan’s brother and sister.

“I just want to resolve this, and I wish for the best for the children, and for Dina and myself.”

Personally I think the kids should just be raised by Lindsay. I mean she could teach them all of life’s lessons:

1) She has lots of money so she can teach the two to be spoiled little brats
2) How to make shitty movies and then strip in them to try and save your career
3) The RIGHT way to role a $5 bill to ram two huge rails of coke up your noise
4) How to made vodka look like water
5) How to be a lesbian

Obviously there is plenty more life lessons
blohan could teach the young ones, but I
just don’t have enough room.

Source: Dlisted

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