Paris Hilton Turns Herself Into Prison

June 4th, 2007

Paris Hilton surrendered herself into custody last night at approximately 10:30pm by her family and lawyer at a remote location to avoid the massive amounts of paparazzi.

Reports now say that she will not have a shared cell as previously thought. She will be in look up 23 hours out of the day for the next 23 days; only to be let out for an hour a day to wash her filthy ass and make some phone calls.

Here is a statement the herpes heiress released:
“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes.“

“This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence.“

Well the day has finally come. She couldn’t ask for better publicity. I bet you she will be out of there in less than 23 days.

I really hope that they sanitize her cell when she leaves or the next car thief that gets put in there will have
herpes when she leaves.

TMZ has a really shitty video of
Paris being taken to prison.

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