Britney Spears Sex Tape From Hawaii Vacation?

October 2nd, 2007

Britney Spears Sex Tape From Hawaii Vacation? (Photos)

This better not be fucking true! (Which it probably isn’t). Some duche bag is claiming that he shagged Britney Spears while she was on vacation in Hawaii in June. A 28-year-old Hawaiian man said he tapped that ass at a Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7th after he met her at the lobby bar at about 1am.

The duche bag claimed “It was just normal sex, we didn’t do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.“

He told InTouch Weekly all of this crap and is apparently talking to other sources to release the tape.

This guy is obviously the biggest loser, why would you want to release a sex tape that you yourself claim to be boring as shit! Nothing is more lame than watching a couple doing the missionary. I want to see sex swings and fingers up butts… shit I just threw up in my mouth thinking of
Britney Spears in a sex swing. Yuck!

That’s enough!

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